get to know me better
there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
sharing is caring, it can be fun.
axe literally has a scent called africa they have decided as a company what an entire continent smells like and people do not question this
a recent survey shows that men are incredibly attracted to a boob
Just the one.
if you don’t have at least one moustache on something you’re wearing at all times, you’re not a free spirit
remember, men prefer girls with long hair so grow it so long that you can slowly wrap him up in it never to be seen again
everyone should take a moment of silence to remember the life of larry the cable guy
he certainly got it done…
rest in peace 1946-2013
He isn’t dead
shhh it’s okay sometimes we are in denial when something like this happens
that’s not even the year he was born
it’s okay to be upset
coax him to take you out for dinner so he will think it will end with a romantic evening in bed, except get your meal to go and just eat that instead of paying attention to him because food is better than boyfriends anyways
having a boyfriend is like having a companion with extra carry weight so you don’t have to be overburdened with items
when you’re about to cum shove your fist into his asshole like he’s a puppet and yell “i KILL YOU!! achMED THE TERRORIST REFERENCE!!” like jeff dunham would do if he was still alive
Ok who choose her as spokesperson for our gender?